Do you remember Scary Spider-pig from The Simpsons: Movie?
And a brilliant Spider-pig theme?
Yep, now I have it in Russian! Very funny 
Here it is: Spider-pig in Russian mp3
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Spider-pig in Russian
Monday, January 28th, 2008Disable Autorun Once And For All
Thursday, September 27th, 2007
Today I wanted to disable Autorun feature in Windows XP box. And I found, that all that Microsoft can bring is funky right-click-on-drive menu with lot of disk types…
That’s not my way. After 2 minutes Autorun feature has been disabled system-wide. And for you it will take less time – because I’ll take care of this.
All you need is to fetch a .reg file below (right click th link, choose “Save target as”), doubleclick it and say “yes”, than reboot.
All the trick is to set
HKLM\SYSTEM\CurrentControlSet\Services\Cdrom\AutoRun to 0
If you wanna do vice-versa trick, you need to fetch and run next file (right click th link, choose “Save target as”), doubleclick it, say ‘yes’, and reboot. If not helps, check those funky right-click-on-drive menu.
That’s all, folks!
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Tazer attacked great-grandma
Thursday, September 20th, 2007Now I don’t know what to do, to laugh or to cry.
OREM – Betty Perry pleaded innocent Tuesday to charges she failed to water her lawn and resisted arrest when an officer attempted to cite her.
Perry appeared in 4th District Court in Orem to enter her plea in a case prominent Los Angeles attorney Gloria Allred described as a gross injustice.
“Today, law enforcement in Orem has enshrined itself as the laughing stock of our country by prosecuting a 70-year-old great-grandmother for allegedly not watering her lawn,” Allred said. “This ill-conceived action ensures Orem’s law enforcement authorities first place in the [Guinness World Records] for stupidity.”
Perry’s next appearance will be on Oct. 11 for a pre-trial conference.
In July, Perry was cited by Officer James Flygare of the police’s Neighborhood Preservation Unit for failing to water her lawn. Perry refused to give her name to the officer and, when Flygare tried to stop her from going back inside her house, she reportedly tripped and injured her nose.
She was arrested and taken to police station but released shortly afterwards.
An investigation by the state Department of Public Safety cleared Flygare of any wrongdoing, and city officials pressed charges against Perry on the landscape violation, a class C misdemeanor, and interfering with a police officer, a class B misdemeanor.
Allred, a high-profile Los Angeles attorney who has represented the family of Nicole Brown Simpson, O.J. Simpson’s murdered wife, said she was there to provide support for Perry, whose criminal defense is being handled by M. Paige Benjamin, a Provo attorney.By Donald W. Meyers, The Salt Lake Tribune
Is this normal?
Original can be found here.
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Catholicism for Dummies
Tuesday, August 14th, 2007I can’t believe my eyes.
I was searching around for a good example of “for dummies” series front. I just wanted to try myself as coverpage designer (with Box Shot 3D)
And – bingo!
This is a book, from here, 432 pages, as you can see… You can have one too, for 21.99. Interesting, what kind of people should read it?
Forgive me, Father, but name “Catholicism for Goddamnies” will be a good idea 
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3D cover design in two clicks
Tuesday, August 14th, 2007Look at this:
It’s all virtual. And this is not a professional’s work. Those beautiful product boxes, books, and even DVDs – just in two clicks from you.
This is all a Box Shot 3D software, and it’ll cost a fifty if you want to remove watermarks from shareware version.
Some blah-blahs from official site:
Box Shot 3D is a virtual cover renderer based on ray tracing algorithms. What does this mean? Simply put, the box shots you create will look very realistic. This attractive display is often the deciding factor for purchasing products.
Because of high rendering technology, Box Shot 3D’s rendering is so life-like, customers may think they are seeing the actual product photo. Visit here for more details.
Please look at our product comparison here and judge for yourself the best, most economical and efficient method of creating your perfect product box shot.
This program worth a fifty. Of course you can spent this fifty it for a couple of good 3D design books, and then you can find a good freeware 3D editor, and learn how to use it, and then you’ll be able to render your product box shots! Or, as another way, you can pay a fifty to professional. He’ll do a work for you. One time.
Resume: try it, buy it, use it! My mark: 10 of 10 possible!
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Sendmail for Windows Freeware
Monday, August 6th, 2007I was looking for a windows (I mean win32) command-line send mail utility, something like Unix’s SendMail. And again – all I find worth $$. But when I look harder – I found two little utilities. They’re almost perfect.
1. Blat
Product that may cover most of your needs. Not a sendmail itself, but this is what most people mean when said “sendmail, windows, freeware”. Send your messages from command line, from batch files, from scripts etc. Authorisation and all the stuff is onboard. Opensource. C++. SourceForge based management. Active development.
What is Blat (and what does it do)? Blat is a small, efficent SMTP command line mailer for Windows. It is the SMTP *sending* part of an eMail User Agent (MUA) or eMail client. As such, Blat sends eMail via SMTP (or internet eMail) from the command line, or CGI, …
What is Blat not? Blat is NOT a drop in replacement for the Unix SENDMAIL, MAIL, MAILX utilities (or for that matter, any other eMail tool you can think of). A Perl script written to use these, for example, will not work without some tweaking.
You can download fresh Blat (sorta freeware sendmail for windows) from here: Blat’s download page.
2. Free SendMail Utility for Windows
Simplier one freeware sendmail utility – from John Wood, and it’s in v0.1 Beta state, and seems like author will not support it anymore ever (he called it a 10 minuter in 2005), and it’s written in C# (i.e. if you don’t have dotnetfx installed – so now you have to), but: a) it works; b) it’s simplier than blat; c) it small; d) it’s opensource.
The thing is, .Net gives you everything you need to send email, in an SmtpMail class. To send mail from the command line, I just had to expose this class – and how difficult could that be?! It had to be another 10 minuter.
So once again I did it myself. To save others the hassle of searching through google, or paying cash, I’ve compiled it into a simple command-line utility and put it up on my website.
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Sure it’s nothing fancy, but it appears to get the job done from the limited testing I’ve run.
You can download Free SendMail Utility for Windows (a simple freeware sendmail for windows) from here: Free SendMail’s download page.
As for me – the first one is the best.
Hope I helped you to find what you want
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Same face!
Friday, July 6th, 2007
Stupid Monkey
Saturday, June 30th, 2007
Hey, they banned!
Friday, April 27th, 2007What REALLY happened when Bill Gates was leaving The Daily Show set!
Wednesday, January 31st, 2007Gates Crash!
No it is not XP and has very little in common with it. Total redesign in almost every area (wonder how compatable it will be with your current hardware out of the box…yikes!). Complicated is the wrong word…the one your looking for is much much more secure and is an obvious copy of Mac OS we can call this Windows Mac OS Vista…haha
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