Archive for the ‘Personal’ Category

Microsoft Windows Nazi Flag

Wednesday, May 7th, 2008

Yep, i found funny Steve/Adolf Ballmer video.

Steve’s pretty good man at all, but his “Developers” speech was the best (not taking into account “I Love This Company” which is just brilliant)

And then I tried to find a flag. None found. Well… I made one ;)

microsoft windows nazi flag reich

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Winnie The Who The Bloody Hell Is That?

Friday, December 14th, 2007

Chinese Fran-ken-stein. This thing is jumping. Somewhat like salto-mortale.

Winnie The Who The Bloody Hell Is That

Sorry for quality - I had only my K700i at a moment.

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And what happened to Google?

Wednesday, December 5th, 2007

Can’t you see? Or it’s just my problem?

Google: Im Feeling Fucky

I don’t think so. I’ll tell you more - many people feeling fucky nowdays. Today they’re webmasters, but times when guy behind a browser will fill himself fucky - it’s a not-so-far-away future.

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Nigerian Spam Assassin

Saturday, October 6th, 2007

Spamassassin killed nigerian letter:

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pts rule name              description
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1.8 MILLION_USD            BODY: Talks about millions of dollars
1.2 US_DOLLARS_3           BODY: Mentions millions of $ ($NN,NNN,NNN.NN)
3.0 UNCLAIMED_MONEY        BODY: People just leave money laying around
1.8 MIME_QP_LONG_LINE      RAW: Quoted-printable line longer than 76 chars
2.2 RCVD_IN_BL_SPAMCOP_NET RBL: Received via a relay in bl.spamcop.net
               [Blocked - see <http://www.spamcop.net/bl.shtml?81.199.179.86>]
1.0 KAM_LOTTO2             Highly Likely to be a e-Lotto Scam Email
0.5 KAM_LOTTO1             Likely to be a e-Lotto Scam Email
2.0 ADVANCE_FEE_2          Appears to be advance fee fraud (Nigerian 419)
1.4 ADVANCE_FEE_3          Appears to be advance fee fraud (Nigerian 419)

Note first three lines. Is SpamAssassin has artificial intellengence? Did mafia-guys use e-mails? And did Bill Gates, Steve Ballmer and Steve Jobs use e-mails?

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Veyron vs Eurofighter

Saturday, October 6th, 2007

Very funny movie. Bugatti Veyron versus Eurofighter Tiphoon Jet - from Top Gear… Race lasts two miles - one mile straight, U-turn, and than one mile back. And jet climbs up one mile - for tournament’s rule.. Amazing.

Better they take one of those russian new MiGs or SUs…

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Tazer attacked great-grandma

Thursday, September 20th, 2007

Now I don’t know what to do, to laugh or to cry.

OREM - Betty Perry pleaded innocent Tuesday to charges she failed to water her lawn and resisted arrest when an officer attempted to cite her.
    Perry appeared in 4th District Court in Orem to enter her plea in a case prominent Los Angeles attorney Gloria Allred described as a gross injustice.
    “Today, law enforcement in Orem has enshrined itself as the laughing stock of our country by prosecuting a 70-year-old great-grandmother for allegedly not watering her lawn,” Allred said. “This ill-conceived action ensures Orem’s law enforcement authorities first place in the [Guinness World Records] for stupidity.”
    Perry’s next appearance will be on Oct. 11 for a pre-trial conference.
    In July, Perry was cited by Officer James Flygare of the police’s Neighborhood Preservation Unit for failing to water her lawn. Perry refused to give her name to the officer and, when Flygare tried to stop her from going back inside her house, she reportedly tripped and injured her nose.
    She was arrested and taken to police station but released shortly afterwards.
    An investigation by the state Department of Public Safety cleared Flygare of any wrongdoing, and city officials pressed charges against Perry on the landscape violation, a class C misdemeanor, and interfering with a police officer, a class B misdemeanor.
    Allred, a high-profile Los Angeles attorney who has represented the family of Nicole Brown Simpson, O.J. Simpson’s murdered wife, said she was there to provide support for Perry, whose criminal defense is being handled by M. Paige Benjamin, a Provo attorney.

By Donald W. Meyers, The Salt Lake Tribune

Is this normal?

Original can be found here.

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Mozilla is alive! Mammon is… Who?

Thursday, August 16th, 2007

firefox-vs-ie One of the freaky cheats in FireFox browser.

I posted all of them today.

Just type in address line “about:Mozilla” and press enter.

What the hell is that?

And so at last the beast fell and the unbelievers rejoiced. But all was not lost, for from the ash rose a great bird. The bird gazed down upon the unbelievers and cast fire and thunder upon them. For the beast had been reborn with its strength renewed, and the followers of Mammon cowered in horror.

Ok, guys, Mammon is… Aaaa…. Hmmm…. This is Mammon:
( I don’t know why he hasn’t a face of Bill Gates nowdays? )

mammon-euro-dollar

But why a great bird? If they do mean a Mozilla ThunderBird - now it dead again. If they meant FireFox - it’s not a bird. And if they meant Mozilla itself - I surprised it was bird.

Guys! What the hell was that?

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Mozilla is alive! Mammon is… Who?

Thursday, August 16th, 2007

firefox-vs-ie One of the freaky cheats in FireFox browser.

I posted all of them today.

Just type in address line “about:Mozilla” and press enter.

What the hell is that?

And so at last the beast fell and the unbelievers rejoiced. But all was not lost, for from the ash rose a great bird. The bird gazed down upon the unbelievers and cast fire and thunder upon them. For the beast had been reborn with its strength renewed, and the followers of Mammon cowered in horror.

Ok, guys, Mammon is… Aaaa…. Hmmm…. This is Mammon:
( I don’t know, by why he hasn’t a face of Bill Gates nowdays? )

mammon-euro-dollar

But why a great bird? If they do mean a Mozilla ThunderBird - now it dead again. If they meant FireFox - it’s not a bird. And if they meant Mozilla itself - I surprised it was bird.

Guys! What the hell was that?

Popularity: 33%

Catholicism for Dummies

Tuesday, August 14th, 2007

I can’t believe my eyes.

I was searching around for a good example of “for dummies” series front. I just wanted to try myself as coverpage designer (with Box Shot 3D)

And - bingo!

catholicism-for-dummies

This is a book, from here, 432 pages, as you can see… You can have one too, for 21.99. Interesting, what kind of people should read it?

Forgive me, Father, but name “Catholicism for Goddamnies” will be a good idea ;)

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Rise of the Tyrant 2007 Arch Enemy (Promo)

Tuesday, July 31st, 2007

Rise of the Tyrant 2007 Arch Enemy PromoCountry: Sweden (Halmstad)
Genre
: Metal
Release date: 2007 September 24th
Format: MP3
Audio Bitrate: VBR ~240 kbps
Grand Total: 48:33

The band:
Angela Gossow - Vocals
Michael Amott - Guitars
Christopher Amott - Guitars
Sharlee D’Angelo - Bass
Daniel Erlandsson - Drums

Tracklist:

  1. Blood On Our Hands 04:41
  2. The Last Enemy 04:16
  3. I Will Live Again 03:32
  4. In This Shallow Grave 04:54
  5. Revolution Begins 04:12
  6. Rise Of The Tyrant 04:34
  7. The Day You Died 04:53
  8. Intermezzo Liberte 02:51
  9. Night Falls Fast 03:18
  10. The Great Darkness 04:47
  11. Vultures 06:35

And what we have here?

Very clear and powerful sound, big respect to Angela and both Amotts and other guys.

As band’s fan #1 – I downloaded a copy. Forgive me, but I can’t wait so long…

And I was surprised – the sound is clear, no promo “beeps”… Those beeps became a sorta sound-garbage, “klack klack” in the background… I think guys must protect their promo materials heavily… You can download no beeping version of the Rise of the Tyrant from some torrent resource or from e-mule network.

Now I’ll wait September 24th to buy the album – it’s really must-have one!

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